Author Archives: Moo Cow
Redonda
So… it’s been a while. Over the last 10 months I’ve been pretty MIA and because of that I’ve been getting a lot of people e-mailing, FB-ing, and hitting me up in the streets asking the same basic question: “Dude, what the fuck is up with the blog?” Well simply put, I’ve been really busy. [...]
Give Bobby Brown a break
Whitney Houston died yesterday and as expected, everyone who didn’t give a “fuck” about her in the last ten years miraculously found the one “fuck” they had to give with her name on it. The unfortunate part about this is that the “fuck giving” in times like these usually takes place on my Facebook timeline. [...]
Posted in REAL talk
Tagged abuse, blame, bobby brown, coke, marriage, rip, whitney dead, whitney houston
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Sometimes, it should be OK to smack a chick (or at least shake the $h!t out of them)
As a kid coming up, my father probably had three rules he personally wanted me to live by: “don’t disturb him when he’s watching basketball”, “don’t bug him before I bugged my mother about it first”, and “don’t hit my sister”. Now, it’s that last one that used to phuq with me the most. The [...]
Things I Shouldn’t Say and then some…: III
If I had a girlfriend that I had to travel thousands of miles to see and I found out she was cheating on me, I’d act like everything was OK until I saw her again. When I got back, I’d go to my local STD/STI doctor and tell him I had herpes and ask for [...]
Posted in Things I Shouldn't Say
Tagged ass, ass can never make up for boobs, bisexual, boobs, cheating, chicks, father, hard knaxx, hott chicks, kentucky, kfc, lesbian, operation: blindside the bitch, payback, powa, relationships, set up, ugly chicks
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The Art of “Not Cumming”
A lot of studies have been conducted over the years that have concluded that women feel that of both sexes, they are under the most pressure. They are subjected to the pressure to look younger and be beautiful deriving from the mass media. They are subjected to the pressure from society to suppress their lusts [...]
“What’s been happening with the blog?”
Well to cut to the chase, I’ve moved from Antigua to Toronto to get my “learning” on. Man you wouldn’t believe the amount of stress to had to deal with in getting a student loan. Imagine I’ve been trying to deal with this with ECAB from since like April and they called me up like [...]
Posted in Updates
Tagged absence, blog statistics, ECAB, Kim Kardashian, schedule change, Toronto
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If I Were A Chick I’d:
…let a guy wait six months into a relationship before giving him any poontang, but still talk madd $h!t about my sex game knowing full well that it’s lame as phuq. Then on top of that, I’d expect him to be faithful because having him wait that long makes the pu$$y more meaningful to him.
Posted in My outlook of the world
Tagged chicks, females, independent women, relationships, what women do, what women say, women
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Party Wars 2K11: Caribbean Snow Storm Vs We Come To Fete
REAL talk: everyone and their grandmother is a promoter or event host in Antigua, just like everyone with an internet connection and the desire to download the Adobe Creative Suite is a graphic designer. It’s a truly sickening thing to think about because if you were bored one weekend and didn’t know better, you’d find [...]
Posted in Reviews
Tagged all inclusive, all you can drink, antigua, best event, best party, carnival, events, parties, party, post-carnival, pre-carnival
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