Category Archives: My outlook of the world

Sometimes, it should be OK to smack a chick (or at least shake the $h!t out of them)

As a kid coming up, my father probably had three rules he personally wanted me to live by: “don’t disturb him when he’s watching basketball”, “don’t bug him before I bugged my mother about it first”, and “don’t hit my sister”. Now, it’s that last one that used to phuq with me the most. The [...]

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If I Were A Chick I’d:

…let a guy wait six months into a relationship before giving him any poontang, but still talk madd $h!t about my sex game knowing full well that it’s lame as phuq. Then on top of that, I’d expect him to be faithful because having him wait that long makes the pu$$y more meaningful to him.

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The Hunt: Switching to the “relationship” mentality

Fact: Women only get treated EXACTLY how they allow men to treat them. I was on Facebook the other day scrolling through my news feed when I stumbled upon a male bashing convention. Basically what it is is that a chick would say some sexist or degrading $h!t about guys in general (note how they [...]

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Know when to let go and when to be let go

I’ve broken a lot of hearts over the years but I can’t say I’ve ever had mine broken. Don’t label me as an @$$hole just yet “womyn”. It’s not necessarily something I’m proud of but just the way things have worked out. In fact, if you were to subtract the broken hearts caused by me [...]

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Club Sharks: the “thirsty” guys at the club

OK, peep this scenario. You’re a chick (says a “no homo” for the homies) and you’ve have a long and stressful week. You want to wind down and forget about it. The first thing you do is hit up your homegirls (and even the fake b!t(h you KNOW you @$$ can’t stand) and comment about [...]

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Stuff this generation of fathers should tell their future sons

After reading over last week’s post about the extremist dad his “unwanted” daughter, I started thinking about myself and when I eventually become a father. I envision ideally having two sons (or at least the first one being a son) and I am very much looking forward to that. Probably mainly because of the “wealth [...]

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“WTF” fashion trends

Styles come and go with each passing month, year, decade, generation, etc. Some make a successful comeback (like bellbottom pants did in the late 90’s) and hopefully won’t EVER come back (like high top fades with a part in the front and a ponytail in the back). The thing about fashion trends and being a [...]

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Responding to the “Antigua’s List: Girls” hype

I find it funny how chicks selectively make mountains out of molehills. Besides the “expectancy complex” that some of them have, some of them are caught up in a self inflicted struggle to always be the phuq-ing “victim” and make a “women’s issue” out of everything. Isn’t that Lifetime’s job?

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A REAL look at abortions

Two days ago, my homie Amari posted the following as his status on Facebook: I know you females get all sensitive on the subject of abortion; question(s) though: 1. Under what circumstances is it “understandable”? 2. Assuming most of you would probably say “NONE”, what if you were raped?

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I don’t buy women drinks and neither should you

The year 2011 is the year of the independent woman. They are working, raising kids alone, owning businesses, running countries, stepping over puddles, opening doors, pulling out chairs, changing tires, programming universal remotes, carrying groceries, opening jars of pickles, etc. all without the need of help from men. I guess based on this you could [...]

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