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You gave me a daughter God? Dude, WTF?

Most guys don’t want to have daughters, and I just happen to be one of them. If left up to guys, the gender ratio in the world would be like 500 “sausages” for every “bun”. Reason being, we all know what we’ve done with and to chicks, and after each instance we’re left with the [...]

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Stop having babies!!!

My father and I have a pretty messed up relationship. When I was a kid, I was convinced that his sole purpose was to remind me how much of a failure I was at life and that no matter what, he’s always better than me at EVERYTHING. My earliest memory of this was when he [...]

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