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Things I Shouldn’t Say and then Some…: II
Recent studies have shown that because of global warming, standing in sunlight too long gives you AIDS. Phuq-ing GREAT!!! What a generation for my parents to choose to have children in the Caribbean region in (as if life wasn’t bad enough already being in the path of every hurricane to leave Africa). I wonder if [...]
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Also tagged AIDS, Antigua Public Utilities Authority, APUA, boycott antigua, chicks, chicks with no shoes, condoms, elections, fat chicks, keeping it REAL, kidnap, kidnapping, pda, public displays of affection, real, tanning, toilet seat up, ugly, vote, voting
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Stuff this generation of fathers should tell their future sons
After reading over last week’s post about the extremist dad his “unwanted” daughter, I started thinking about myself and when I eventually become a father. I envision ideally having two sons (or at least the first one being a son) and I am very much looking forward to that. Probably mainly because of the “wealth [...]
Posted in My outlook of the world
Also tagged adolescence, advice, fat chicks, father, growing up, knowledge, male adolescence, manswers, parenthood, sex, son
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Tales from My Teens: The Curse of the Small Penis
I was talking to my homegirl Amaya the other day and the topic of the conversation changed to male adolescence and puberty. As the conversation progressed she had more and more questions about the changes and things we had to go through. With each question she asked I started to wonder if she was THAT [...]
Posted in Tales from My Teens
Also tagged adolescent, ags, antigua grammar school, baby dick, girls gone wild, grammar school, midget, penis, puberty, reproduction, small, sperm, teen, teenager, young
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Things I Shouldn’t Say, and then Some…
So the year is ending and everyone is all excited for the new year and what it holds. People are making resolutions they won’t keep and talking about turning over a new leaf but that’s all just crap to me. A new year means absolutely nothing and it doesn’t change a damn thing in any [...]
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Also tagged adopting animals, cumming, girls don't poop, hair dye, hott chicks, kanye west, ladies night, magic johnson, menstrate, period, relationships, santa claus, sex, tampons, taylor swift
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